How to eat salad
my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
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