If you're happy and you know it


Hey my peeps! Plump, black, female here who blogs...a little bit of everything tbh. I blog anything from kittens to food porn, fandom stuff to funny stuff and the occasional body positive post that happens to come my way. Most of the things on my blog will hopefully put a smile on your face as this is a positive happytastic blog! ^u^ If you can't tell from the title~ Follow me if you wish, I'll squeal with happiness *happy dance*

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superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

Source: superb1a

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

Source: scottthepilgrim

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

Source: niadil

youve-gotta-free-your-mind:


damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

i feel so empowered right now. def gonna try this one day.

youve-gotta-free-your-mind:

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

i feel so empowered right now. def gonna try this one day.

Source: fivetail

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

Source: adultnapped

Source: marry-for-money

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

Source: evil-freak

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

Source: oddhour

Source: latenightseth

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

Source: darkpatriotism