When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Republicans are white
I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.
At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”
i feel so empowered right now. def gonna try this one day.
isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive
Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.
look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.
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